May 2013
sparklingseas asked: I'm going to Joffrey west too!!!
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
dekutree:
shoutout to the guy who actually answers yahoo questions
angelicjace:
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The...
mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer
bulletprooflarry:
larryamour:
JUST THIS TIME LAST YEAR LOUIS WAS THAT TATTOO HATING PREPPY LITTLE WHITE BOY WEARING ROLLED UP COLORED PANTS AND STRIPPED T-SHIRTS AND NOW HE’S THIS PUNK ROCKSTAR
April 2013
fairlyevenparents:
“enjoy your break!!! oh i almost forgot, here’s the homework”
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
sometimelow:
“mommy, can you tell me how you met dad?”
“well, son, [ludacris voice] when i was 13 i had my first love”
biologytextbook:
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
babylizard:
billhitchert:
billhitchert:
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
atomic-archangel:
Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkie.
iamanafricanprincess:
i need time off from life
Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at
8 tags
hiiii,
so basically I am a super hyped up excited mess of a dancer about giong to Joffrey West in LA this summer and I was wondering if there was anyone else on here that is going??
March 2013
mooliesauce:
ellieiero:
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
I think about this a lot
gettin real tired of my own bullshit